how many fibsters does it take to change a light bulb?

this is the original thread from fibs shouts:

You shout: how many fibs shouters does it take to change a light bulb
dunstan shouts: 3?
You shout: i dont know yet
You shout: 2?
You shout: one to screw in the light bulb and another to whine about it?
dunstan shouts: 27. One to change it hile 26 lurk
dunstan shouts: while
tomkinson shouts: no - you need a third to mention the conspiracy
tomkinson shouts: and a 4th to mention the Nazis
roeder shouts: 50 million saying forget the light bulb screw bush
tomkinson shouts: and a 5th to blame Bush for the light going out in the first place
tomkinson shouts: a 6th to blame fibs dice
dunstan shouts: And a sixth to complain about there only being Americans on the scene
tomkinson shouts: a 7th to be just Jewish
tomkinson shouts: an 8th to be Armenian
tomkinson shouts: a 9th to accuse the Europeans of whining
tomkinson shouts: but thankfully only 1 Yorkshireman