Dark of the Moon Postcard Tournament!

[socksey]

The little fat guy has been unheard of for so long, I thought perhaps he had been kidnapped by dark forces, succumbed to the feminine wiles of some fetching young lady, or flushed down the toilet!   

Where, oh, where is our little fat man?   

socksey



Could it be that there is one belief system that has greater heuristic potential than all others?? What would it be ?? - unknown

[Paul_William]

So, at last, here he is.

After the wee fat guy’s winter hibernation, he asked to go out and see a bit of the countryside.  Went fishing to Loch Markle and here he is posing with 2 of the local Trolls, each having landed a 9 pound trout.

[Paul_William]

Sorry, technical glitch here, some problem with the human interface's control mechanism.  Story to be continued in the morning

[Paul_William]

OK, try again

After the fishing, a trip to the river was next on the agenda, and he seemed to be impressed by the Forth Road Bridge.....

but wasn’t sure why there was a giant Meccano set put across the river beside it.

After that, a quick trip into town to see the Castle.  Fatty just loves posing on that pimp-mobile! 

Edinburgh Castle is one of Edinburgh’s biggest tourist attractions.  So is Holly from the Wally Dug.

The poor wee guy looks like he is being sucked down.  Hope he survives it.  The half-face is Mac, a musician with North Sea Gas, who will be touring the USA in May this year.  Catch them if you can, they are awesome.

[Paul_William]

That night was poker night, so his belly was rubbed for luck.  It seemed to pay off because here he is surrounded by Paul_William’s winnings.  The 6,2 off suit beside him were P_W’s final winning hole cards, so any poker players can draw their own conclusions from that!..............

Next, on to the best local in the world, The St. Vincent bar, so he went for a quick lunchtime pint with his new mate, big Bo.  Note the joke of the week on the mirror behind them.

Finally, he couldn’t resist the whiskies and begged to be allowed in amongst them.

You can tell it’s Scotland, 4 whiskies for £10, almost as good as buy one get one free.

[Paul_William]

Finally, here’s one for Don.  You said you wanted a buxom barmaid.

The wee fat guy is away now â€" hope he enjoys his next spot as much as this one 

[stog]

she has gone straight in to the front page random image folder!!
twice:)

what went into a bar?


wonderful bar too!

[Paul_William]

Two jump leads

[don]

What is a "jump lead"?

[Paul_William]

'Jump leads' are cables used to connect one car's battery to another's, if the other's is flat, therefore enabling the car to start.

[cassandra]

great pics paul!
thank you