Where's burper?

[BlondBimbo]

I love that man, and he is simply not around when I need him, oh so badly!
How do I get into this secret tourneybot forum? That's where he probably is.

[alef]

Hi, BlondBimbo, welcome to FIBS

I must strongly advise that you take great care in protecting your heart. Though FIBS can indeed be a very friendly and loving place, it can also be the place of many heart breaks. In fact I've been dumped by burper twice and am now in daily psychoanalysis to recover. Proceed with caution and avoid the droppers!

[diane]

And try, above all, not to fall into his evil clutches - or before you know it, you will be doing his every bidding - to include spamming the email boxes of those who disobeyed him, and possibly even some malicious virus spreading.  Get out while you still can.....

[lewscannon]

He is catnip for female fibsters, and cat litter for the males

[burper]

good thing there are no real males on fibs, other than me

[PortWine]

burper is especially in demand after he has had several boiled frankfurters for lunch.  When you get a face full of that belch you will be begging for more.  Nothing like a good hot dog burp!

And by the way, burper is much more than the leader of our clique, he is your GOD!  Get down on your knees and pray to burper!

The burper is my shepherd,
I shall not want;
He makes me cube on green boards.
He leads me to new tournaments;
He restores my repution.
He leads me in paths of holiginism
for His name's sake.

Even though I walk through the valley
of the shadow of death,
I fear no (insert unnamed players here);
for burper is with me;
Your rod and Your staff, they comfort me (acutally, they only comfort the chicks.  I don;t want to know about his rod and staff!)

Surely a good reputation shall follow me
all the days of my life;
and I shall dwell in the house of the
burper forever.

The only way to deal with silly little people is to be silly in return.

PortWine  

PS - Long live the drunken tourney!
:2drunk:  

[Anakin]

Hey Portwine, I like those drunken smiley's they crack me up.

Anakin

[PortWine]

Anakin is Captain America?!!!