UNLIMITED FREE ENERGY!!!

[Leudwulf]

I have discovered the secret to unlimited free energy, and along with it, the potential to transform our society into a Star Trek based paradise (except without the Wesley Crusher character).

It involves rearranging cabbage molecules into a cohesive pattern that makes for the strengthening of the gravitational force surrounding....................

............. s**t.

Forgot to carry the zero in the math.  Never mind.  I've just discovered the secret to unlimited free sour cream instead.  Damn.  I hate sour cream.