Sad News

[Leudwulf]

Dear Mavis,

Words often fail me when I need them the most, so I figured I would express my thoughts in the form of a letter.  You see, there's no easy way to say it, but I feel the time has come for me to quit stalking you.

You're just not that interesting a person.  There's nothing good in your garbage, your underwear is boring, and you have lousy taste in television.  I don't know what to say, maybe we could still be friends, but probably not.

If you want, I could give your address to some friends of mine, but don't be disappointed if they lose interest in looking through your window as well.

I would like to wish you the best in all your endevours, but I won't.

Sincerely,

Leudwulf

[socksey]

Dear Mavis,

Perhaps you would like to join our support group for dropped stalkees?  We have a great group!  We meet once a week or more often if needed.  There are always great cakes and cookies served at the meetings and we will help you to find only the very best stalkers!  whooooo hooooo!!!  Do we ever have some!  

I'm afraid you may have had a bad example in Leudwulf.  He seems a bit bashful.

Hope we can add you to our pleasure and to our ranks!

socksey



"Love is the irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired." - Mark Twain