Another Joke

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A guy goes into a supermarket and notice a beautiful blonde wave at him and says "hello".

He's rather taken back, because he can't place where he knows her from, so he says, "Do you know me?" to which she replies "I think you're the father of one of my kids".

He thinks back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, "My goodness, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I laid on the pool table with all my mates watching, while your partner whipped me with wet celery and then stuck a carrot up my arse?"

She says, "No, I'm your son's math teacher."