Pip Count!

[mrbond]

An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a love potion count as part of
his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar
home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow."

The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave
him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.

The doctor asked what happened and the man explained.

"Well, doc, it's like this. First I tried with my right hand, but
nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my
wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still
nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with her teeth in, then with her
teeth out, still nothing.

"We even called up Arlene, the lady next door, and she tried too, first
with
both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin' it between her
knees, but still nothing."

The doctor was shocked. "You asked your neighbor?"

The old man replied, "Yep, but.................







.... none of us could get the jar open.  ^_^