When Insults Had Class

[Bones]

When Insults Had Class

"He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire." – Winston Churchill

"A modest little person, with much to be modest about." – Winston Churchill

"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." – Clarence Darrow

"He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary." – William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway)

"Poor Faulkner. Does he really think big emotions come from big words?" – Ernest Hemingway (about William Faulkner)

"Thank you for sending me a copy of your book; I'll waste no time reading it." – Moses Hadas

"He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know." – Abraham Lincoln

"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." – Mark Twain

"He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends." – Oscar Wilde

"I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend... if you have one." – George Bernard Shaw to
Winston Churchill

"Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second... if there is one." – Winston Churchill, in response.

"I feel so miserable without you; it's almost like having you here." – Stephen Bishop

"He is a self-made man and worships his creator." – John Bright

"I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial." – Irvin S. Cobb

"He is not only dull himself, he is the cause of dullness in others." – Samuel Johnson

"He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up." – Paul Keating

"He had delusions of adequacy." – Walter Kerr

Bessie Braddock (MP) to Churchill: "Winston, you are drunk, and what's more you are disgustingly drunk."  Churchill to Braddock:  "Bessie, my dear, you are ugly, and what's more, you are disgustingly ugly. But tomorrow I shall be sober and you will still be disgustingly ugly." 

"There's nothing wrong with you that reincarnation won't cure." – Jack E. Leonard

"He has the attention span of a lightning bolt." – Robert Redford

"He never opens his mouth without subtracting from the sum of human knowledge." – Thomas Brackett Reed

"In order to avoid being called a flirt, she always yielded easily." – Charles, Count Talleyrand

"He loves nature in spite of what it did to him." – Forrest Tucker

"Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on  it?" – Mark Twain

"His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork." – Mae West

"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go." – Oscar Wilde

"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support rather than illumination." – Andrew Lang (1844-1912)

"He has Van Gogh's ear for music." – Billy Wilder

"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it." – Groucho Marx

[diane]

Ah yes, those were the days    :lol

[socksey]

Excellent quotes!    Thx!  I collect them.  

socksey



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