World of Capitalism

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August 07, 2005, 07:26:40 PM
World Of Capitalism

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TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM

You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies,
and the economy grows. You sell the herd and retire on the income.


AN AMERICAN CORPORATION

You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk
of four cows. You are surprised when the cow drops dead. :o


FRENCH CORPORATION

You have two cows. You go on strike because you want three cows. -_-


A JAPANESE CORPORATION

You have two cows. You re-design them so they are one-tenth the size
of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create
irritating cow cartoon images called Cowkimon and market them
worldwide at a fantastic profit. ;)


A GERMAN CORPORATION

You have two cows. You re-engineer them so they live for 100 years,
eat once a month, and milk themselves. :rolleyes:


ENGLISH CORPORATION

You have two cows. Both are mad. :wacko:


AN ITALIAN CORPORATION

You have two cows, but you don't know where they are.
You break for lunch. B)


A RUSSIAN CORPORATION

You have two cows. You count them and learn you have five cows. You
count them again and learn you have 42 cows. You count them again and
learn you have 12 cows.
You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka.  :blush:


A SWISS CORPORATION

You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you. You charge others for
storing them. :P


A HINDU CORPORATION

You have two cows. You worship them. :wub:


CHINESE CORPORATION

You have two cows. You have 300 people milking them.
You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who
reported the numbers. :angry:


A WELSH CORPORATION

You have two cows. The younger one is rather attractive. :)


AN AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION

You have 2 stolen bulls but think they are cows. You die the first
time you try and milk them. :rolleyes:


AN IRISH CORPORATION

Who cares? The EU really owns them now and the pub is still serving. :yes:


NEW ZEALAND CORPORATION

You have two cows. You don't know what they are used for, as they
aren't sheep. You shag them anyway. :D

That will be shaken, not, stirred!

Zorba

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August 07, 2005, 08:25:07 PM
:cow: A DUTCH CORPORATION :cow:

You have two cows. You teach them how to smoke grass instead of eating it. :giveflower:  
The fascist's feelings of insecurity run so deep that he desperately needs a classification of some things as successful or superior and other things as failed or inferior. This also underlies the fascist's embracement of concepts like mental illness and IQ tests.  - R.J.V.

Luck is my main skill

Palomar

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August 07, 2005, 09:11:31 PM

A CANADIAN CORPORATION

You have two cows, hey? You ask them for their permission before milking them, then you thank them kindly for their cooperation. You invite friends to share the milk after giving three quarter of it to the poor.


UNE CORPORATION QUÉBÉCOISE

You have two cows, et vous êtes bien fiers d'elles. You set them free and help them buid a cow republic. You then open trade negociations with that new free state. You hope that one day you too will gain your own freedom.

A PYTHON CORPORATION

You have two cows. You catapult them on an english castle.
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