FIBS Board backgammon forum
FIBSBoard general => General Chit Chat => Topic started by: Bones on June 13, 2012, 10:48:49 PM
I wrote and posted this way back in 2005, when my name was Luddite. I still look at it once in awhile, and the formatting is messed up, so I thought I'd repost it. The original post is at http://www.fibsboard.com/general-chit-chat/top-ten-reasons-why-bg-at-fibs-is-better-than-sex/msg8855/#msg8855 (http://www.fibsboard.com/general-chit-chat/top-ten-reasons-why-bg-at-fibs-is-better-than-sex/msg8855/#msg8855)
THE TOP TEN REASONS WHY BACKGAMMON AT FIBS IS BETTER THAN SEX:
10 -- You can do it whenever you like, with whomever you like.
9 -- Somebody out there wants a quickie RIGHT NOW!
8 -- No one cares if you play around. In fact, it's expected.
7 -- You can do it again and again and again and again...NO DOWN TIME!
6 -- If you're old, ugly or fat, you''ll still score.
5 -- Flowers: $40. Dinner: $120. Show, concert, etc.: $150. Need I say more?
4 -- When it's over, you're already home.
3 -- Foreplay? We don't need no stinking foreplay!
2 -- Two words: Gag List.
And the number one reason why BG at FIBS is better than sex:
1 -- No one has to sleep in the wet spot.