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THE TOP TEN REASONS WHY BACKGAMMON AT FIBS IS BETTER THAN SEX:

10)   You can do it whenever you like, with whomever you like.  

9)     Somebody out there wants a quickie RIGHT NOW!  

8)     No one cares if you play around.  In fact, itââ,¬â,,¢s expected.  

7)     You can do it again and again and again and again...NO DOWN TIME!  

6)     If youââ,¬â,,¢re old, ugly or fat, youââ,¬â,,¢ll still score.  

5)     Flowers:  $40.  Dinner:  $120.  Show, concert, etc.:  $150.  Need I say more?  

4)     When itââ,¬â,,¢s over, youââ,¬â,,¢re already home.  

3)     Foreplay?  We donââ,¬â,,¢t need no stinking foreplay!  

2)     Two words:  Gag List.  

    And the number one reason why BG at FIBS is better than sex:  

1)     No one has to sleep in the wet spot.  

     

Let's add:

11. You always finish at the same time.

12.  Often you get to dance on the bar WHILE you're doing it.

13.  On Thursday nights, you can do it with someone of the same sex. And while drinking (*wink wink* to jasonj)

mookie

14. you can shout 'mookie I love you' without fear of being kicked out of bed

Quote3) Foreplay? We donââ,¬â,,¢t need no stinking foreplay!

Don't be silly, this is all foreplay!  

Quote14. you can shout 'mookie I love you' without fear of being kicked out of bed

But then, he steals your shoes!  

socksey



"Life can only be understood backwards, but it must be lived forwards." - Soren Kierkegaard

15.  If you have to stop right in the middle, then days or even weeks later you can pick up EXACTLY where you left off!