Has anyone seen my sister?

[NIHILIST]

The greatest missing FIBSter is Flat_Eric. He was perhaps the greatest dropper in FIBS history, but he did it with such style you were honored to be dropped by him.

When he was ready to drop he'd shout for an audience to watch him do it. He insisted on a crowd of at least 15 observers. Unfortunately for him, one day he called for observers and Patti happened to be in the crowd.

After he dropped, she nuked his account and he hasn't been seen since. A truly great loss for the FIBS community.

NIHI

[socksey]

Did you post that in the wrong place, NIHI???

On the last message the deleted word = Biiiiiiiyatch

Thx for clarifying that, Shuggs!  

Does this mean i will have to give your sis back her glitter body cream?

socksey




"The world owes you nothing.  It was here first." - Mark Twain

[burper]

Did you post that in the wrong place, NIHI???

On the last message the deleted word = Biiiiiiiyatch

I'm guessing, but perhaps he thought this was the random comments thread.

[Shuggie]

NIHI has got the right post.  I started this thread asking if anyone had seen my sister and what Ex-Fibsters people miss. NIHI, as ever, was keeping to the thread

However people took it as an oppurtunity to ridicule my sister and her slightly flexible views on sexual freedom.  

:inlove:    

[lewscannon]

However people took it as an oppurtunity to ridicule my sister and her slightly flexible views on sexual freedom.  

I prefer to think of it as her free views on sexual flexibility

[Mookie]

I still say that the greatest all time fibster was the mighty beam.  he was a fine player, but, most remarkably, his schtick was so consistent.  he never responded to any "tells" or "kibitzs," just did the whole "please bow" thing.  Does anyone have any clue what happened to him?

mookie

p.s. does anyone know why honeygirl is so mean to me?

[socksey]

It's hg's nature to be mean to some, mookie, and sweet to others.  Get over it.

Speaking of sexuality, I really miss MoodyBlues!

King lewsssssssss is the man!  

socksey




"I finally figured out the only reason to be alive is to enjoy it." - Rita Mae Brown

[Mookie]

Speaking of sexuality, I really miss MoodyBlues!

You MISS them?  Hell, socksey, it's when my girlfriend has them that I'm unhappy.

mookie

p.s. what makes lews so damend hot?

[lewscannon]

p.s. what makes lews so damend hot?

cause i'm in demand?

[socksey]

Because he's the king, silly!  Have you seen his hot pic???  

socksey




"Humor is just another defense against the universe." - Mel Brooks

[Shuggie]

SISTER UPDATE:

I found her!

She looked terrible, very tired and in dire need of dental hygiene.  She looked likethe sorriest 17 year old you will ever see.

I have sent her to my Uncle Vic for the weekend and will be tossing her back in mookie or Biggles direction after she has had her much need R' n R.









Pimpin' Ain't Easy...........

[burper]

17?!??!
She lied and told me she was 14. :furios:  

[Shuggie]

Burper,

She maybe a slut, but she ain't stupid.

She knew that was the only way to get your attention.



:hartsbump:

[socksey]

I'm curious!  Did she ever return from vic's place for the weekend?  That was weeks ago!

socksey





"Interestingly, according to modern astronomers, space is finite. This is a very comforting thought-- particularly for people who can never remember where they have left things." - Woody Allen