FIBS Board backgammon forum

I wrote and posted this way back in 2005, when my name was Luddite.  I still look at it once in awhile, and the formatting is messed up, so I thought I'd repost it.  The original post is at http://www.fibsboard.com/general-chit-chat/top-ten-reasons-why-bg-at-fibs-is-better-than-sex/msg8855/#msg8855


THE TOP TEN REASONS WHY BACKGAMMON AT FIBS IS BETTER THAN SEX:

10 --  You can do it whenever you like, with whomever you like. 

9  --  Somebody out there wants a quickie RIGHT NOW! 

8  --  No one cares if you play around.  In fact, it's expected. 

7  --  You can do it again and again and again and again...NO DOWN TIME! 

6  --  If you're old, ugly or fat, you''ll still score. 

5  --  Flowers:  $40.  Dinner:  $120.  Show, concert, etc.:  $150.  Need I say more? 

4  -- When it's over, you're already home. 

3  -- Foreplay?  We don't need no stinking foreplay! 

2  -- Two words:  Gag List. 

     And the number one reason why BG at FIBS is better than sex: 

1 -- No one has to sleep in the wet spot.