Match Triple_X vs deuce

[deuce]

Ok, it's pretty clear we got us a headcase, here.

One who presumes to boast of his command of English, and that Latin is unknown to the others here.

Wrong, so wrong, and so often!

It certainly proves the saying: Non omnes qui habent citharam sunt citharoed.

On a final note, I guess those beautiful women you shag so often really did have good taste.

6 of them kicked you out of their lives.  Wise women, those.  

 

[deuce]

I have decided that there's really only one way to end this, and that is to reveal the truth about myself:

I am a Captain of Industry.  I have hundreds of international patents.  I have made and lost more fortunes than a zebra has stripes.  I am the behind-the-scenes power that controls all events that you foolish groundlings call "business".  I wipe my ass with international treaties, and piss on your "holy" books.

Because I am also the Master of the New World Order.  What you, in your naivte call "politics" is a game that I control for my own amusement, for reasons you cannot begin to comprehend.  "Heads of State" are mere pawns in My Onmipotent Hands.  The Bilderburgs and the Trilateral Commission are my butt boys.  I allow "religion" to florish so that your minds may be further clouded, and that your will be bent to My Whim.

I have perfected a Perpetual Motion Machine.  And rather than help solve the world's energy problems by giving the technology away, I instead take a backdoor  payment, a percentage from every barrel of oil, every liter of petrol that is sold, world-wide, and laugh at your foolishness.

Because I am also Evil.  I have no concern for the people of the world, except for determining how they might best suit My Aims.  

Once, I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.

I have a ten-pound c##k and and a wheelbarrow full of Balls.   I have shagged every model for the Ford Agency, and every Miss Universe contestant, since I was ten.  I was Born Under A Bad Sign.  I cast aside any woman who does not please My Eye, or will not please Me in the most degrading ways imaginable.  Despite this, hundreds of women have hurled themselvs from tall buildings after My rejection, desolate from the knowledge that they would  be forever denied My Precious Seed.

I own everything and everyone.  

Some might call this bragging.  I call it a simple recitation of the facts.

Worship Me.

[Ramses]

Holy Deuce!

You seems to me more powerful than i ever was, even in my best time many, many years ago.
So let me worship you and let me be your servant so i can stand in you powerful light. Maybe i can recover my long lost power this way.

Ramses  

[webrunner]

Ind i am the one that created you all.. you are just a fragment of my virtual imagination....   :evil:    

[Triple_X]

Triple_X hacked a KH-11 spysatelite to relay the following message from the Borg Queen to you mortals:


rename to ~.mp3


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............... white noise remaining ........................

[deuce]

Ramses:  See, that's what happens when you let the embalmers pull your brains out through your nose.  Things just start to slip.  Me, I'll go the cryogenic route, if I must.  But My team of crack physiologists is busy working on making me immortal.  Of course, I'll have to have them all liquidated once they perfect the technique.  Immortality is Mine, alone.



(I mean, did *anyone* but me buy this?)

Webrunner: Ah, Solipsim.  One of My more devious mind-control creations.  Things are going according to My Nefarious Plan.  Carry on.

[lewscannon]

I have a ten-pound c##k and and a wheelbarrow full of Balls.

Your underwear must sag more than csg's

[burper]

Wow, this thread works better than Penthouse Forum!
Many many thanks.

[Triple_X]

Ah, I see I have been censored again by the bots, removing the recorded and relayed message from the Borg Queen in the earthly popular .mp3 format, no doubt to add to the already existing confusion, you earthlings so seem to like .... well, Borg as I am, I shall immediately adapt and give the exact transcript of her message.

"Brave words. I've heard them before, from thousands of species across thousands of worlds, since long before you were created. But, now they are all Borg"

(to be added to my previous post, relayed through the KH-11 satelite)


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well, deuce, there is a song by Alice Cooper that would make someone with your specific (acted or not, it's roots come from somewhere) psychological make-up flip .. ....... a bit much to upload to the server, but download it yourself from KaZaa, eMule, whatever ...... search for:

Alice Cooper - I Just Wanna Be God.mp3


you'll love it .... as of course I do ;-)))



I must say I bring out the worst AND the best in ya all ... such "eloquentia" on account of little ol' me ........ very well, now let's see if I can stimulate you to accept the Borg adaptations (read improvements) to the very dogmatic standard backgammon rulebook.



greetz,

Triple_X

[webrunner]

Alice Cooper - I Just Wanna Be God.mp3


you'll love it .... as of course I do ;-)))

It figures that that is your song because all you will ever be is a wanna be.......    

[Triple_X]

glad too see that you too are totally "in character" with the rest of the hyenas here, that prefer cheap wisecracks and DON'T do their homework.

IF you would have dowloaded the song and IF you would have listened to the lyrics and IF you had a clue, you might have discovered that Mr. A. Cooper is totally ridiculing people with an ego problem like that ......


Nice little anecdote from last Saturday:

I was playing breadfruit when Socksey announced a 3/5 pts tourney, I tried to register, but was refused cos of my bogus bad rep, I told breadfruit, who was accepted .... a few minutes later, his first opponent snowflakes rudely interrupted our match to check if breadfruit was ready for the first round. Snowflakes, the arrogant f... that repeatedly refused an invitation from me for a match, telling me that I "didn't have the experience to play him". I resigned the match to breadfruit with a backgammon to end it and give him a chance to play snowflakes.
I then coached breadfruit, through chat, to the finals, beating both snowflakes AND socksey ... snowflakes, the "highly experienced player" was a particularly easy target for my little revenge .... breadfruit was playing a backgame with two defencepoints in place, but his tempo was a little high, so that when he would have gotten a shot or two, his innerboard would have been all stacked up on the 1/2/3 point. I therefore told him to play one of his two stones off the midpoint in order for snowflakes to hopefully hit him and thus delay him just enough .... snowflakes prooved to be as greedy as I hoped, hit it and thus lost breadfruit's succesfull backgame after I told breadfruit exactly when to double him. Socksey was pretty much the same story.
I never typed so fast in my life .... ;-)

But by all means, don't believe me, ask breadfruit, do your homework for a change.


After that I went out, had a drink or two or three or more, returned home at approx. 04.30 that night, decided to play one last match, so I invited snowflakes to an 11 pointer. He accepted and I asked him why, after all his earlier refusals, he all of a sudden accepted now ..... he replied (confident of his imminent victory) that he needed the points. I even told him I was pretty boozed up so he'd have an edge ....well, I won that match 12-3 ..... whuhahahahahahahahahaha

I'll bet he didn't tell anyone ......... ROFL

Payback's a b.... aint it ?!




Triple_X




 

[adrian]

No wonder there XXX, Snowflakes will probably loose against me too, if he dares to play.  ^_^ , which I doubt, since there are a LOT of players that believe they are on a high statue pillar, waiting for their names to be written on a plaque beneath. Their choice is made and mine also. So be it.    

[webrunner]

I'm sorry but i really can't stand that Alice Cooper crap. It is for has been hippies and wannebe junkies as far as i am concerned...

And ... i have anough homework as it is, in the real world. <_<  

[diane]

Ahem - Alice fan here - seen him a few times!! - But I really hate having something in common with this fool - maybe he just knows the song, and isnt a fan at all!!, yes that must be it....  

[socksey]

.... snowflakes prooved to be as greedy as I hoped, hit it and thus lost breadfruit's succesfull backgame after I told breadfruit exactly when to double him. Socksey was pretty much the same story.

Breadfruit, you're banned from my tourneys!  LOL  (Just kidding!)  Bet you and ten Triple_X's wouldn't have beaten me today!

socksey




"Life is just one d**ned thing after another." - Elbert Hubbard

[lewscannon]

I'm sorry but i really can't stand that Alice Cooper crap. It is for has been hippies and wannebe junkies as far as i am concerned...

And ... i have anough homework as it is, in the real world. <_<

How does one get to be a wannabe junkie?

[Triple_X]

to aslengyel: hmm ... intriguing nick .... furthermore I think your reply is an intriguing weave of a correct analysis of some players here with a sneer at me mixed in. Chapeau !! Shields at 99 % and holding.

to Webrunner: Well, you may not like this music style, but Alice Cooper has gathered many high quality musicians around him through the years and I guess that when you have been around as long as he has been, you've proved your right to exist in the music business.

to diane: Hmm, that's the first little bit of positivity I hear from you, you ####EDITED BY ADMIN ####  .... about Alice, that is, but still ...... and yes, I'm a fan, don't like all his numbers though, never seen him on stage, but still remember the album I had as a kid, with the paper knickers protecting the vinyl in stead of the normal white paper inner cover. (Billion Dollar Babies ?)
I shall think of you when I play "Poison" later on tonight. Then you can think of me when you put on "Dragontown" ;-))

to socksey: don't blame breadfruit, he was a mere instrument of my little revenge.
Blame me, as everybody here does .... go with the flow, don't give it a thought.
Better yet, register a complaint .... I already have so many, from people I never even played against or chatted with, that one more won't matter. Shields at 98% and holding.

*rerouting additional energy to the shields and calibrating them to a modulating frequency*


Hmm ... strange that nobody here seems to be interested in the (possibly good) Borg improvements to the rigid and dogmatic way the rulebook will have you play and the bots play.
This is not an easy thing to put in writing in just a few lines, working on it, will post it in a few days perhaps. There are several improvements but about one I will give you a hint in the form of a question: Does anyone change their way of playing during an obvious and sustained streak of luck your opponent is having ?
The bots don't ....



Triple_X

[socksey]

to socksey: don't blame breadfruit, he was a mere instrument of my little revenge.
Blame me, as everybody here does .... go with the flow, don't give it a thought.
Better yet, register a complaint ....

Traditionally, I save my complaints for droppers.  DEATH TO DROPPERS!!!!

I was only kidding breadfruit.  While I think that getting help from others is cheating yourself, I can't stop it and each person must answer to himself on whether his rating is his or someone else's.  I don't care.  I prefer to play it straight for myself.   -_-  

socksey




Mae: "How tall are you ?" ââ,¬â€œ
Man: "Six foot seven inches." ââ,¬â€œ
Mae: "Well, let's forget about the six foot and talk about the seven inches." - Mae West

[Triple_X]

You complain about droppers, good, me, I get complaints from people that I confront with their dropping and THEY complain about ME !!!

oh, yes ... I know you were kidding, sweetie ......

what do you think, would Mae West have had a bad rep here too ? I think so ;-))



Triple_X

"X marks the spot, f... not, X spots the mark !!" (Xzibit - X)

[diane]

Then you can think of me when you put on "Dragontown" ;-))

Actually - reading your stuff puts me in mind of 'from the inside' - maybe you should give that one a little listen - i am sure you will find yourself identifying with some of the characters.