Match Triple_X vs deuce

[Triple_X]

immediately fired up KaZaa lite, downloading it now ...... didn't know that one, will reflect on it as soon as I've zooooomed in on the gist of the lyrics.

did you ever hear of the phrase "armoured amazone" ...... in regard to your psychological make-up ? It's about a woman that ends up very emotionally disappointed in the male sex but still has these "hormonal desires" .... ergo, conflict

BTW, the amazones were a people where females were in charge, keeping males in cages and they were only allowed out of those (emotionally necessary ?) cages for coital purposes, after which they were put back in their cages. Perhaps not very satisfying, but hell, ya can't have it all, right ?

Eary intuition, right ?


Triple_X

"Cynicism is the armour of the vulnerable"






 

[Triple_X]

lol, listened to it, you couldn't be more wrong .... I'm not one of your partners, stuck on  the inside (in the cage), looking out (waiting for you) ...... you wish

whahahahahaha

BTW, not one of his better songs


Triple_X

"The safest place on this ship is right behind you !!"
(Jordan Tate to Steven Seagal in "Under Siege")
 

[lewscannon]

Actually, the Alice Cooper song that comes to mind here is 'Hey Stoopid'. Either that or 'Halo of Flies'

[Triple_X]

Did you release one of your slaves to come to your rescue, diane ?

in fact, if you look closely at the picture lewscannon adds to his posts, you can see the little round cage and the trail that this snale left behind ....... ;-)




Triple_X

"Here's the MP-5K, when that red dot is on the target, what you see is what you get"
"I told you I don't like guns !"
"I know, neither do I"

(Steven Seagal to Jordan Tate in "Under Siege")

[webrunner]

I'm sorry but i really can't stand that Alice Cooper crap. It is for has been hippies and wannebe junkies as far as i am concerned...

And ... i have anough homework as it is, in the real world. <_<

How does one get to be a wannabe junkie?

When he is to chicken to buy drugs...

[Triple_X]

AH, ic, me and somebody at the DEA of course are laughing our heads off.
Webrunner obviously managed to decrypt my coded message (only ROT13) to the DEA through ECHELON [ http://fly.hiwaay.net/~pspoole/echelon.html ] and was very disappointed that I had no intention whatsoever to send the sysops at FIBS extacy. Thus calling me a "wannabe junkie", to chicken to buy drugs ....... ROTFL

For those of you who didn't manage to decrypt that "enormously advanced" code, a transcript of that message below:

<<<QUOTE>>>

Dear Sirs,

As you have now found FIBS, I must tell you that there are no extacy dealers here, merely sweet old ladies, that like to play some games, oh, and of course the wannabe pro players that you have seen me addressing in my last posts. Don't worry, I have no intention whatsoever to ship any amounts of X anywhere or to anybody ..... however, I feel obliged to fullfill my civic duty and inform you of my suspicions about these backgammon playing socalled sweet little old ladies from Florida .... perhaps they are a front for some heavy cocaine smuggling or what not ? They are playing so slow and when confronted with this they say they are on the phone but, hell, they might be planning a next drugrun ??!!!

Anyways, I hope to have set your minds at ease and also hope that the NSA computers didn't get too overloaded, decrypting this well meant message,

sincerely

Triple_X

<<<UNQUOTE>>>




Triple_X

"It is by far better to be a wannabe junkie than a disappointed junkie"

[webrunner]

AH, ic, me and somebody at the DEA of course are laughing our heads off.
Webrunner obviously managed to decrypt my coded message (only ROT13) to the DEA through ECHELON [ http://fly.hiwaay.net/~pspoole/echelon.html ] and was very disappointed that I had no intention whatsoever to send the sysops at FIBS extacy. Thus calling me a "wannabe junkie", to chicken to buy drugs ....... ROTFL

Anything for a laugh    

[socksey]

Triple_X says:  

what do you think, would Mae West have had a bad rep here too ? I think so ;-))

Oh contraire, I think Mae would have been uncontested queen of Fibs!

Triple_X says:  

BTW, the amazones were a people where females were in charge, keeping males in cages and they were only allowed out of those (emotionally necessary ?) cages for coital purposes, after which they were put back in their cages.

Ah, yes, that would have been my in life #101.  Having enjoyed that life too much, in the next life, #102, my punishment was cleaning the cages.  Eeeeeeeewwww........lotacaca!

socksey




"You can fool too many of the people too much of the time." - James Thurber

[diane]

I have little more to add to this thread - other than.......

diane wins 11 point match against triple_x 16-6        

[Triple_X]

I admit, I played you a "little" too reckless, forgetting my own "Borg-improvements" (to the already worldclass cube use I displayed, according to inim's GnuBG) of adapting my
cube use during the confrontation with the lucky streak of an opponent, getting increasingly frustrated by your "somewhat" fortunate rolls after I got ahead with 5-0, feeling over-confident by a fun- and great sexfilled evening with one of my ex's, that seems to want my child. Still intoxicated by the lingering remnants of high doses of testosterone, the smell of my cooking, sweat and body liquids, memories of passionate lovemaking still fresh in my mind and lulled by oceans of beer, white whine and tequila. (plus the rest that shall remain unnamed)
That last "all or nothing at all double" from 2 to 4 of mine in the last game did it, finishline in sight at 6-8 behind in an 11-pointer, doubling you and instead of regaining my headstart with 10-8 ultimately loosing with gammon. ;-(

"Lucky in love, unlucky at backgammon"

but fair is fair, credit where credit is due ...... so congratz on your "pyrrhic victory" ;-)

will you grant me a chance to revenge ? or will you frame the match results and hang them over your bed to gloat over each night, o, grand dutch mistress ??



as always, your obidient docile servant,


*vomit*


Triple_X

"So, what are you, like some special forces guy ?"
"Nah, I'm just a cook"
"A cook ?"
"Just a lowly, lowly cook !"
"Oh my God, we're gonna die !!"

(Erika Eleniak, Miss July '86, as Jordan Tate to Steven Seagal in "Under Siege")

[diane]

The score was 8-6, I had doubled - and was going to gammon - leading to win of 12 -6, the redouble just increased that to 16-6, didnt change the outcome, just the score   (to clarify your explanation - for earthlings!)

If ya want I could post the analysis - just in case anyone is any doubt as to how lucky/unlucky/playing badly you were    

[Triple_X]

to Diane: Whatever gets you through the night, sweetie ......... I think you already know what I think of the analytical capabilities of GnuBG, especially regarding "luck".

you won, period, happy ?

Question is: Will you go for the rematch or not ? Let's play for something real, your cherry for instance, after, say, the best of three ?! You will then of course board a plane to The Hague and offer it to me, most willingly and eager, hungry look in eye and all .. ......... if I loose, I promise to step into any cage of yours in London of your choosing, deal ?

Oh yes, and no "external advisors through chat" this time, ok ?


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to Socksey: Understanding the very nature of Mae West's character means understanding that she would be controversial (in the masses eye) in any time.
So I suspect she WOULD have had a bad rep here too, like me, and like me, constantly "under siege" from those very masses .....

Reducing her to some sex craving, saying-stuff-merely-for-the-effect-of-it being, really doesn't do her justice ........ fortunately she still has real admirers that defend her, even far beyond the grave, like me ;-)

[You'd better not be some 15 year old closet fagget that's overcompensating, darling]



most humbly yours,


Triple_X

"You're not a cook !"
"Yeah, well... I also cook"
*cocking his MP-5K*

(Elena Eleniak to Steven Seagal in "Under Siege")

[Triple_X]

DVD-player died on me while capturing scene .... rerouting .... et voila:

to be added to last posting

[milo]

Per-leeze, I have never read so much unadulterated swill in my entire life!      Either this guy is having a laugh or he's so far up his own backside that his only hope is a team of highly-skilled surgeons.........  keep it up, XXX, if only for the entertainment value....  

Oh, and keep those "body liquids" flowing.....  

[diane]

Question is: Will you go for the rematch or not

Maybe - next time I am drunk and feeling frivolous - you were actually more fun to play than I expected!!

Oh yes, and no "external advisors through chat" this time, ok

There were none - just a little moral support - I do like a bit of cheering - and you will have to face it - a lot of people will queue up to see you lose  

You will then of course board a plane to The Hague and offer it to me,

not likely - have way to much respect for my 'cherry' for that  

if I loose, I promise to step into any cage of yours in London of your choosing

its ok - my cage is already full enough  

keep it up, XXX, if only for the entertainment value.

absolutely - we have grown accustomed to your swill    

[Triple_X]

Per-leeze, I have never read so much unadulterated swill in my entire life!

Then perhaps it was high time ;-)

Either this guy is having a laugh 

Seeing the relativity (the basis of most humour) of it all on this server is about the only thing one can do here .... so I'll let you do the math

or he's so far up his own backside that his only hope is a team of highly-skilled surgeons.....

What do you suggest professor ... a long overdue lobotomy ?

keep it up, XXX, if only for the entertainment value....

We just might .... it is of course not my calling in life to entertain you all, especially if this all goes at my own expense ... we have problems enough (MPS) keeping all our personalities together and integrated. Being equal parts God and the Devil, existing both in the physical and metaphysical world, realising that time is not a lineair phenomena, we sometimes struggle to keep all our different sides integrated into one whole three dimensional holy trinity .... in short Triple_X

Oh, and keep those "body liquids" flowing.....

Willdo, it is an essential part of my staying sane, cos we all know how close genius and madness are together, right ?

[with reference to: http://www.art.com/asp/sp-asp/_/Aff--CONF/...746/posters.htm ]

Channeling all that energy, an outlet .... fun most of the time and the last decade it has even become more exciting with all this HIV floating around, like russian roulette ;-)



Hoping to have informed you extensively,

yours sincerely,


Triple_X

e=mc2 + Borg improvements - luckfactor

[Triple_X]

Maybe - next time I am drunk and feeling frivolous - you were actually more fun to play than I expected!! 

Well, all I need is the benefit of the doubt and one foot in the door ... sky is the limit, hell, the universe !!!

There were none (external advisors) - just a little moral support

Hmm, I do seem to remember inim giving you the most important piece of usable info just before we started .... "watch out for his cube, Diane !!" .... which resulted in you folding faster than I could even polish the cube in the first five games.

inim, that not two weeks ago I taught a thing or two about the psychologically and strategic correct moment to use the cube ..... he might have now become something of a lethal weapon .... because of his incredible eary capacity to throw himself out of trouble at crucial moments. Playing him proved to be a real challenge, his sustained luck at crucial moments vs my cube use. In the end, it pays to be lucky over having a clue, as you can see in the overview of our matches that he posted here earlier.
Therefore I am not counting the 11 pointers with him. They were experimental.
As far as the ongoing, unlimited, ultimate mother of all matches for 100 pts is concerned,  the score is still in my favor ... to date it is 65 - 43 (details available on request), we'll get to a hundred soon enough ........ ;-))

As for the other numerous moments of "lag" at crucial moments in the match against you .... I shall extend you the same courtacy and give you the benefit of the doubt.

have way to much respect for my 'cherry' for that

OK, clear, I guess anal is out ......

its ok - my cage is already full enough

So I guessed right, yes, most popular women have what I call a "fanclub of bystanders" that just hang around to see if they might get lucky in time. You know, the kind you keep to drive you places, to console you when things don't work out with real lovers, for chaperone-services etc., you know, the socalled "male friends" ;-))

we have grown accustomed to your swill

Better watch out, I seem to be highly addictive .....


Anyways, time for a piece offering, I will try to send you a unique recording of Alice Cooper's "Only Women Bleed" featuring Slash. This 6.6 Mb mp3 hardly qualifies as a mailbomb, but it might be necessary for you to provide me with an alternate provider, should your presently known to me one not accept this thingie ...... enjoy


as always, your most unhumble undocile servant,



Triple_X

"Stay on top, but remain from the underground !" (Xzibit - X)


 

[PortWine]

I thought it appropriate that I announce my elevation to "dutch grandmaster" status by beating Triple XXX in a 5 pointer.

Of course according to XXX I was "lucky" because I won the final 4-4 game while he left one checker on the board.

I've had turkey, chicken, quail, cornish game hen, but I have never had crow.  How did it taste XXX?

Also, inam ran our match through snowie or gnubg and they said we both played in the 1600 range (I was 2 points higher) and that we both sucked.  To this I readily agree but I never claimed to be a "dutch grandmaster".

I look for your witty and acid/coke/marijuana induced reply replete with references to bad steven segal movies (are there any good ones), guns, and star trek.

PW   :2drunk:  

[Triple_X]

I thought it appropriate that I announce my elevation to "dutch grandmaster" status by beating Triple XXX in a 5 pointer 

No problem here ... contrary to all of you, I don't have a "jealousy/frustration driven" problem with that .... provided you ARE Dutch, of course ;-)

[BTW, no big deal pal, if Diane and me would have played such a short match, it would have been 5-0 for me, so ... ]

Let's get into this a little deeper, since all of your little brains seem to want to keep this misunderstanding going on forever and ever and ever ..... very tenaciously !

I NEVER claimed to be a "Dutch Grand Master" in the first place ... all I did was mention in general chat that of my 30 yrs experience in playing backgammon, I played a few "Dutch Grand Masters" for some five years, a few times a week in chouettes and one on one for money. You all took it exactly the way you wanted to take it, lifted it out of context and turned it into me bragging that I was a "Dutch Grand Master". How drole ... and how very telling about all of you. I'm pretty sure that almost no one here is a "Grand Master", let alone have ever played one.
Of course this is something that all of you "perhaps" dream of becoming.
Ergo, everyone is somewhat frustrated by not being a "Grand Master" and of course jealous of that status. A jealousy/frustration driven response.

Of course you don't have to believe me, about what I said in general chat, that started all this, but now I come to an interesting detail about the provider that is hosting FIBS.
Most hackers (those with a clue) stay away from XS4all, since they log EVERYTHING, perhaps because this provider was cofounded by a well known hacker, Rob Gongrijp, ex-editor of the magazine Hack-tic.
So you see, my words in general chat are logged somewhere, so go do your homework people, it will prove me right.

[So Socksey, you are right, I had nothing to do with the DDoS attack of last Friday on your Apache server, running on an old version of Mandrake, cos I only know European hackers WITH a clue. BTW, I'd never do such a thing cos it is very lame, but if I did, I'd just call some Ukrainian haXor friends to execute such a thing for abovementioned reasons, they don't give a damn, they are not subject to European legislation, but they DO love money. In others words: be glad it wasn't me, cos you would not see me coming, nor would you be able to trace such a thing back to me]

Of course according to XXX I was "lucky" because I won the final 4-4 game while he left one checker on the board.

Of course you were ..... you won from me, right ? ;-)

I've had turkey, chicken, quail, cornish game hen, but I have never had crow. How did it taste XXX?

Dunno WinePort, you should know that ... you had it ;-) Good movie btw, "The Crow" check it out:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0109506/

Also, inam ran our match through snowie or gnubg and

Inam, is that short for "Imam Inim", is he the keeper/highpriest of your holier than holiest of analysis programs, GnuBG/Snowie ? Told you all time and time again I don't think much of that program. For reasons I shall reveal later. But to give you an idea: I sometimes, during a lucky streak of my opponent play some moves in an unorthodox way (more risk) to try and steal even a hopeless game. This of course can sometimes result in the gammon or worse. Well, those moves will most definately be rated by such an orthodox program as "bad". Most people just "go with the flow" and maybe win one out of five (?) backgames, me, I like to try to increase those numbers, even against the odds. No guts, no glory. Also, during a streak of luck from your opponent one of the few things you can do to stop your opponent from earning points is "conservative to no" use of the cube ... this will slow his pointmaking down while you ride out the storm. Again, GnuBG will rate this sort of cube use as "bad". In both cases GnuBG is wrong.

snowie or gnubg said we both sucked. To this I readily agree .. 

Modesty becomes you ...

I never claimed to be a "dutch grandmaster" 

Neither did I ..... clear ?

I look for your witty and acid/coke/marijuana induced reply replete with references to bad steven segal movies (are there any good ones), guns, and star trek

Acid I never tried, my life is plenty "hallucinogenic" at times as it is.

Coke never did much for me, I already have an abundance of energy and confidence ... only take that sh** very rarely if I want to give my system a boost, for instance, meeting this georgious chick late at night in a nightclub, in fact too tired to have an in-depth conversation, a bit too boozed up, so I neutralise the downer (alcohol) with an upper (peruvian ba-ba-powder). Disadvantage of coke is that you always pay the price for "stealing energy from tomorrow" the next day. Incredible hangovers during that terrible low ... of course some try to climb out of that low by snorting some more ... and that, my alcoholic friend, is one sure step in the direction of addiction.

You see, I use stuff, stuff will never use me ...... there are two sorts of people in this world, junkies and dealers and I'm not a junkie, nor will I ever be.

Now marihuana is a friend of mine, it relaxes me, also, being an entheogenic plant, it can be confrontationally pleasing (or frightning) at times. But hell, there is nothing to fear but fear itself, right ?!

Since my DVD-player is dead, I shall have to describe to scene from "Under Siege" that I initially had in mind to accompany this posting, picture this:

After having succesfully countered some attacks from the bad guys, Steven Seagal figures it is time for a counter offensive and leads the very few people he freed into a firefight, saying the immortal words "There I go", guns blazing (not one, but two MP-5K's spraying in both directions), ultimately resulting in him gaining the initiative that leads to victory. ;-))



Triple_X

"There I go"

(Steven Seagal in "Under Siege")

[PortWine]

I second Milo's question.  WTF is the deal with Stevan Segal.  Perhaps he is your "wannabe God"?

In regards to your earlier remark that if you and Diane had played a 5 pointer it would have been 5-0 shows that your tactics are screwed up.  You play the double cube different depending on points.  Even a noob like me knows that.  You might not have gotten to 5-0 in a 5 pointer.  Understand?

Always here to help,

PW