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 on: Yesterday at 09:01:40 PM 
Started by socksey - Last post by socksey
28 Jan 15



Supreme Champion:    socksey
Worthy Adversary:    Thensie
3rd place tie:    Lorac
                         andreas
5th place tie:    CaroLine
                         Nyo
                         zbilbo
                         kostasr

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 on: January 27, 2015, 02:50:47 PM 
Started by socksey - Last post by socksey


Jewish Pilot and Chinese Co-Pilot:

The Air Canada plane leaves  Pearson Airport under the control of a Jewish captain; his co-pilot is Chinese.

It's the first time they've flown together and an awkward silence between the two seems to indicate a mutual dislike.

Once they reach cruising altitude, the Jewish captain activates the auto-pilot, leans back in his seat, and mutters, 'I don't like Chinese...'

'No rike Chinese?' asks the co-pilot, 'why not?'

'You people bombed Pearl Harbor, that's why!'

'No, no', the co-pilot protests, 'Chinese not bomb Peahl Hahbah! That Japanese, not Chinese.'

'Japanese, Chinese, Vietnamese... doesn't matter, you're all alike!'

There's a few minutes of silence.

'I no rike Jews!' the co-pilot suddenly announces.

'Oh yeah, why not?' asks the captain.

'Jews sink Titanic!' says the co-pilot.

'What? You're insane! Jews didn't sink the Titanic!' exclaims the

captain, 'It was an iceberg!'

'Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg, Rosenberg... all ***in same.'

 



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 on: January 26, 2015, 09:34:53 PM 
Started by socksey - Last post by socksey
26 Jan 15



Supreme Champion:    Nyo
Worthy Adversary:    socksey
3rd place tie:    zbilbo
                         andreas
5th place tie:    kostasr
rebbeler
                         Thensie
                         Lorac

 4 
 on: January 25, 2015, 08:40:34 PM 
Started by socksey - Last post by socksey
25 jan 15



Supreme Champion:    andreas
Worthy Adversary:    Nyo
3rd place tie:    kostasr
                        socksey
5th place tie:    frank_drysdale
                        rif_raf
                        CaroLine
                        Thensie
9th place:           Lorac

 5 
 on: January 25, 2015, 02:34:22 AM 
Started by vegasvic - Last post by ah_clem

 6 
 on: January 24, 2015, 08:59:17 PM 
Started by socksey - Last post by socksey
24 Jan 15



Supreme Champion:    andreas
Worthy Adversary:    vegasvic
3rd place tie:    rif_raf
                        Lorac
5th place tie:    socksey
                        Nyo

 7 
 on: January 24, 2015, 04:31:55 PM 
Started by vegasvic - Last post by NIHILIST
This situation absolutely screams for a federal FibsBoard czar.

Bob

 8 
 on: January 24, 2015, 03:01:23 PM 
Started by vegasvic - Last post by moonshadow
The real reason why the post was redacted.

It will soon be announced that President Barak Hussein Obama, in a move seen by many as an attempt to salvage a legacy marked by hubris, failure and corruption, has again and without congressional approval, appointed yet another czar.

Since President Obama will be remembered in history as the president that successfully saved the United States from ebola by appointing an Ebola Czar, he has appointed and commissioned the Peace Czar to travel to various hellholes in Egypt, Syria, Iraq and Yemen to negotiate with the Islamic State of the Levant and thereby usher in a new era of world peace.

The same Obama administration team that worked with Susan Rice to create the Benghazi cover up story, and with help from operatives in the CIA, are now quietly attempting to rehabilitate the image of the Peace Czar by redacting and editing potentially unflattering material from the public record.

We wish President Obama and his newly appointed Peace Czar all the best.

 9 
 on: January 24, 2015, 12:52:17 AM 
Started by vegasvic - Last post by NIHILIST
Are you shout-banned here now ?

Bob

 10 
 on: January 23, 2015, 09:07:01 PM 
Started by zbilbo - Last post by socksey
23 Jan 15



Supreme Champion:    socksey
Worthy Adversary:    kostasr
3rd place tie:    andreas
                         Lorac
5th place:             zbilbo

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